Revealed: Seven clues that you’re an absolute sex god including ‘love chub’

Fancy a bit of slaphead and tickle?

It’s good news for baldy, beardy men as they make the best lovers.

As we reported, a study by website OnBuy found they are the best in bed.

They beat blokes with small feet and brown eyes to the top spot.

But what else makes you good in the sack?

Daily Star reveals all….

Laid in Dagenham

This east London area is the sexiest town, according to a 2019 study by Lovehoney.

Residents of Dagenham spend more on their sexual pleasure than anywhere else, and own more vibrators too.

But it’s bad news for those who live in Batley, West Yorks, as this was voted the least sexy town.

Greek gods

A 2012 survey of 26 nations by condom brand Durex discovered people in Greece had the most regular romps at 164 times per year.

Greeks were also found to be the most ­adventurous in the bedroom. Brazilians were second, notching up 145 saucy sessions, but Japanese people were last with an average of 48 moments in the sack per year.

Score!

Last year, Lelo UK conducted a survey of 4,000 football fans about who had the best sex, and Tottenham Hotspur supporters were top of the league.

A whopping 71% of Spurs fans believe their partners reached orgasm when they have sex. But those who follow Brighton & Hove Albion FC only rated themselves and their other halves as being 4.6/10 when it came to making love.

Rolling in the hay

Another poll by Lelo UK found that farmers have the most sex, with more than 33% ­romping at least once a day. The 2019 survey also found 21% of architects make out once a day and hairdressers were next with 17%.

At the other end of the scale, journalists made love the least with one fifth saying they have sex just once a month.

No tall tale

In 2018 a study of 1,000 participants by hormone replacement company BodyLogic MD found tall people have better sex.

It revealed lanky people were more satisfied with their sex lives, with 58% of those who are taller than their friends saying they were more satisfied in the ­bedroom compared to 50% of people who are shorter than their mates.

Love chub

Great news for blokes who’ve put on weight in lockdown… being overweight means you last longer in bed.

According to 2017, men whose weight falls in the normal BMI range are more likely to ­experience premature ejaculation than men in the higher ­categories.

It’s thought larger men have higher levels of the hormone oestradiol, which can inhibit the male orgasm.

Beat the meat

Vegans have twice as much sex than meat-eaters, a 2020 survey by dating app IllicitEncounters.com showed.

They found 57% of people who follow plant-based diets had sex four times a week, with 92% ­describing their love lives as “great”.

Meat-eaters said they made love on ­average twice a week and just 79% were pleased about their sex lives.